Wedding Crashers 2: Electric Shaqaloo

Articles — By on September 5, 2010 at 7:49 am

Imagine the happiest day of your life, flowers, music, friends and daddy footing a huge bill at the Four Seasons in Downtown Boston. The world is perfect, then Shaq walks through the door and crashes your wedding. No it’s not a tv series or a promo for Shaq Vs, this is real life and it happened for Kristen and Wes Schifone. He even stayed the night and hung out at brunch with the newlyweds the next morning.  I guarantee  Mr. Schifone now believes in Santa… only now Santa is more trim, 7 foot 1, black and loaded with tattoos.

How would you feel to see Shaq poke his head in the door of your wedding reception then ask to come join in? Me personally I would find it exciting to see the Big Aristotle busting his moves on the entire dance floor. It would be a big step up from the creep that wondered from the hotel bar into our wedding and had to be escorted out. After his contract is up Shaq could make a mint crashing weddings, parties and bar mitzvahs for a fee. Who doesn’t love Shaq? Basketball fan or not this guy is great at what he does, entertain.

This signing is paying off great for the City of Boston and he hasn’t even shot a basket,thank you Mr. Ainge.

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4 Comments

  1. Danita R. Cozart says:

    Shaq, are you losing your mind? He needs to leave people’s cherished events alone. Just because he is Shaq doesn’t mean he can go around doing whatever he wants to do.

  2. Jamie Canu says:

    The bride in the photo does not look upset. And the couples statement to the Boston Herald was very positive.

  3. CelticsRABeast says:

    Shaq! Please, please go and workout. Season is around the corner…

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